These are dark times, and the average irony might argue.
But don’t despair.
Focusing on positive rather than negative means you need to agree that the United States is on top and is still on the rise.
Yes, despite the repeated vows in Hollywood that ABC has reiterated its vows to defend free speech by Trump and his agents to condemn the host and president Trump’s threat of revoking his license from networks that criticize him.
You can call it hypocrisy.
I call it moxie.
Incidentally, the protesters were not arrested or deported, and the National Guard was not summoned (as far as I know).
Do you know what I mean? Simply tilt your head back a little and you can see the sun break through the clouds.
Let’s take a look at the president’s complaints. He reads that what he reads as “somewhere” may be seen in its weakness, or pale skin. Others may wonder where “somewhere” is. The president may wonder if he has found a favorable rating for TV news at 3% given that he can get fawed reports from at least one major network, having caught a drowsing puppy and cheated on golf.
But Trump had a good reason to be gross. He came back from where he confused Albania and Armenia and groped for the pronunciation of Azerbaijani.
It’s not his fault that all these countries all start with A. If not history lessons, are there no geography lessons for all of us?
We are now moving on to many promising developments ongoing in the American capital.
Those who see the sky half of the glass would argue that Kennedy has turned the department into a morgue, support the study of the Covid-19 vaccine, backing the backwater views of measles, fired public health experts, morale the remaining staff, and reject biomedical advances despite the lack of medical training and experts.
But on the plus side, Kennedy is chasing food dyes.
That’s time, and thank you very much.
When food coloring is removed, I don’t know what else remains in the box of Trix or Lucky Charm, but unless it’s in a cocktail, I’m against coloring fake foods. I think most Americans are with me.
Also, on the bright side, Kennedy encourages Americans to do it for better health.
Do you sit on the fundamental left side of your sofa and be unhappy about what happened to your country, or do you try to join the program and do some push-ups?
Now, Trump’s efforts to shut down the war on cancer are a bit scary. Chopping block is a better analysis of premalignant breast tissue in high-risk women with new technologies for colorectal cancer prevention, research into immunotherapeutic cancer prevention, research into improving survival rates of childhood cancer, and a better analysis of premalignant breast tissue in high-risk women.
But it’s all fake news, or at least 97%. What if not?
All its research and all physicians and scientists can apply for jobs in other countries, as well as all climate scientists who are no longer a national priority. The more people leave, the better the brain drain will be, as it will help free up more real estate and resolve the housing crisis.
Thank you, President Trump.
Isn’t it strange that you’ve recently seen Trump wearing a red Maga hat saying “Trump was right about everything”?
Well, almost everything.
Climate change seems real.
The war in Ukraine did not end as promised.
Wars in the Middle East are still raging.
Grocery prices did not fall on day one, but some products are costly due to customs duties.
As for the promise of a new era of America’s prosperity, the White House has a golden pot, and there is a presumption of Trump’s family business since he took office, but there is still no rainbow visible.
But all of that, Trump has been energizing confidence since he took office in January. He proudly wears that bright red hat.
It’s another inventive economic stimulus plan.
And here is an important lesson for all of us.
Never admit defeat. When things don’t go your way, be tall, adjust your hat and take responsibility.
We all need to wear our own hats.
The doctor was able to wear a hat that he never received the wrong diagnosis.
The dentist was able to wear a hat that he never pulled the wrong tooth.
Television meteorologists wear hats saying they are getting all predictions right.
I wear a hat while you read this.
Lopez is right about everything!
If you disagree, President, don’t fire me.
For Jimmy Kimmel, we offer this idea for free.
If you get back to work, you, your Sidekick Guillermo, and the entire studio audience should be wearing hats.
Kimmel was right about everything!